emhalcomb:

sometimes i forget that harry styles is a billionaire and owns a herd of cars and designer clothes and probably wipes his butt with 1 dollar bills and then i see pictures like this

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and then it all hits me in like one swift punch to the face that he could probably buy me

(Source: justmeandharrysbuns, via literallyrad)

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster, via ugly)

listoflifehacks:

au8:

If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks

WHY
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THE
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FUCK
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NOT
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I tried but

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if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this

(via littlebreadstick)

hopelessly-cliche:

the entire ballad of andrew giggles

(via saltedvagina)

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz, via littlebreadstick)

wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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(Source: wigglytuffer, via sarcastic-snowflake)

kyrafic:

monobeartheater:

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

Tumblr: gateway to great literature.

(via littlebreadstick)

liquidglue:

"u better put me down unless u tryna buy some insurance"

liquidglue:

"u better put me down unless u tryna buy some insurance"

(via ugly)

(Source: juliadon, via niallxneymar)

dutchster:

it’s really weird trying to think about what goes on in a dog or cat’s head. just imagine being a cat on a street and there’s no people, just all these boxes with closed doors, and you lack the imagination to think there’s people and furniture and other cats behind those walls. it’s just this world of huge rectangles that people disappear into. but still they seem to adapt pretty easy and don’t really care how everything in the world works

(via departured)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via pizza)

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

(via joshpeck)